How We Got Here
EVERY DETAIL TELLS A STORY!
RAGING IN PROTEST
SEEMINGLY EVERYWHERE
IN A MAR-A-LAGO BATHROOM
BRINGING BACK RONALD REAGAN
WADES IN
EXCHANGING LOVE LETTERS
RECLAIMING CLINTON'S GAFFE
WATCHING IN HORROR
MARCHING
HOURS OF FUN WITH YOUR FAVORITE VILLAINS!
FUNDRAISING WITH THE SAUDIS
CHEERING ON THE CHAOS
ARRIVING ON HARLAN CROW'S JET
CAPTURING THE COURT
SHOWING OFF HIS PARDON
PLOTTING SOMETHING
SCOWL AT AMERICA'S ROWDIEST RABBLE-ROUSERS!
JUST 'ASKING QUESTIONS'
CHANNELING MOSES FOR THE NRA
PLANNING A REVOLUTION
UNLEASHING THE KRAKEN
PEDDLING WARES
THE STAR OF ACCESS HOLLYWOOD
WAIT...
Why Does This Puzzle Have "787.5 Pieces"?
Our custom-built jigsaw puzzle mold has 787.5 Pieces - one for every million dollars Fox News paid Dominion Voting to settle their historic defamation lawsuit. Cheers, Rupert.
LEVEL UP WITH YOUR FAVORITE CONSPIRACY THEORY:
A clandestine group of Jewish individuals manipulates natural disasters to further their agenda using powerful space-based lasers.
Blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from Alpha Draconis star system run a worldwide conspiracy against humanity.
Humans never set foot on the Moon. Aldrin and Armstrong recorded their 'Giant Leap' on a soundstage in the Hollywood Hills.
We are being kept in the dark about the true shape of our wondrous home: Earth is a vast, level plane - not a "spherical ball."
Powerful elites, hidden in the shadows, run a child sex trafficking ring disguised as a Washington D.C. pizzeria.
... JURY STILL OUT ON THIS ONE
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